[أميرة الثقافة]

as I received

With all my respect to all Egyptians.....


a foreign Newspaper wanted to publish

report about life in Egypt , so they sent a

female reporter to interview the common

citizen in Egypt . When she arrives in Cairo

she picks a random guy, and starts her

interview as follows:

Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: Hell

Reporter: Do u speak English

Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?

Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?

Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice

wezar..nice food.byramidz

Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and

the pyramids..what else do u like in ur

country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic

problem in egypt ?

Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u

see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it

bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar

street..and zey make all streets one way so if

u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems

in Egypt ?

Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money

problems in egypt ?

Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of

cotton..alot of water.and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make

money.one frend i know make money at

home..and he go to brizon..if u make money

at home..
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a

rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Taha: me?! ...Not alot..but I eat and drink

Alhamdulelah? Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do

with the money?

Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street

and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..But if

I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?

Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za

war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know

we will have a very good airoplane in it Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and

Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do

for Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street

and make all streets one way Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?
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