15-12-2008, 04:46 PM
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كبـــ أنثـى ـــرياء
تاريخ التّسجيل: Jan 2004
المشاركات: 3,126
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An Egyptian Interviewed !!!!
as I received
With all my respect to all Egyptians.....
a foreign Newspaper wanted to publish
report about life in Egypt , so they sent a
female reporter to interview the common
citizen in Egypt . When she arrives in Cairo
she picks a random guy, and starts her
interview as follows:
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hell
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice
wezar..nice food.byramidz
Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and
the pyramids..what else do u like in ur
country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic
problem in egypt ?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u
see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it
bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar
street..and zey make all streets one way so if
u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems
in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money
problems in egypt ?
Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water.and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make
money.one frend i know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money
at home..
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a
rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ...Not alot..but I eat and drink
Alhamdulelah? Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do
with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street
and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..But if
I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za
war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know
we will have a very good airoplane in it Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and
Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do
for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street
and make all streets one way Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?
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